After being exposed to crazy bridezilla on the cell phone on my way to the airport on Sunday I was not in the best of moods, but once I arrived I was treated to the experience that is Midway Airport. The line to check in was brief and I headed to the dreaded airport security line, and alas, what to my wandering eyes should appear…yes, Christmas, it was that good…(Ava don’t faint!)…but security lines based on your travel knowledge..YES!!!!
There was an “Expert” line, a “Casual” line and I believe a “Beginner” line (not 100% positive on what the last one was, I did not go and check it out. First thing I did was to take out my camera and take a picture as proof, because I knew nobody was going to believe me, then I giddily walked into the “Expert” line. Then I got nervous.
What if I messed up, would I be forever banned from the “Expert” line? The pressure was on. I had my laptop out, my pockets emptied, my purse and laptop bag zipped up. I had my one quart bag of liquids pulled out, my shoes, sweater and scarf off. I frantically thought to myself, “did I miss anything, did I miss anything?” Oops, boarding pass, “oh, in my hand, check!”
The “Expert” area was practically empty and I breezed through no problem.
Well now I only have one problem.
How to convince my husband to move to Chicago?